Friday, March 23, 2012

Where's Kory?

I feel like I've been gone for months!  Don't worry, babies, Daddy's been here all along, right there in your little black hearts!

Actualy, for the past day and a half, I've been busy!  I'm planning something very cool and can't wait to share more about it with you!

In the meantime, I was workin' it at JoAnn, and noticed this:



Look at that!  3-packs of Mr. Holtz's perfect Distress Stains and Crackle Paints!  I've NEVER seen these packaged this way!  I was so excited that they almost had to call for a wet-cleanup in the papercraft aisle.

Meanwhile, I'm suffering through an insane time at work.  And Oklahoma's crazy weather is playing dirty, evil games with my sinuses.  The only thing crazier than Oklahoma City's weather is our people.  This week, a 76 year old man was arrested for running a PORNO THEATRE out of his HOUSE.  Now, I'd heard rumors about the place's existence.  Luckily, I didn't think it would be HILARIOUS to get drunk with a bunch of friends and go check it out- and then end up arrested, too.   One time, me and Holly got loaded and thought it would be HILARIOUS to go apply for jobs at an, um, 'Adult Toy Store.'  Well, the people there didn't think it was hilarious and they called the police on us.  What does this have to do with scrapbooking?  I don't know, you tell me.

I'll be back later with more fun!  Stay tuned!
-kory

7 comments:

  1. Oooooh *drooling onto keyboard*. Everything T!m takes so long to get to the UK, so we definitely haven't seen his products packaged like this. I've never had much success with his Crackle Paints, have you?

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  2. wow now i need to go check out my joann's to see if they have those three packs, i'm seeing colors i don't have and need!

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  3. What the h-e-doublehockeysticks?! I feel like taking this picture into my JoAnn and asking them why they suck!

    And now I want to paint.

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  5. So whats the fireworks stuff?

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  6. Why do I do it to myself? Why do I keep visiting your blog!!!!!!! I only end up sobbing into my pillow that I don't have the crafting riches you have right there. I knew nothing about Oklahoma before (apart from the song) now I want to move there!!!! Hope you're having a good start to the weekend. Pxx

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  7. I would of been in heaven right there!

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