Forgive me for a moment, I'm going to whine and feel sorry for myself.
I don't understand why I can't stay home, waist deep in kraft cardstock and happier than a crackhead who's just sold a pint of blood.
Do y'all even have places like that? Not DONATE blood, but the places you can SELL it? There's a place here in OKC, where you can get about forty bucks for your first visit- and every morning, there's a line of OKC's finest crackheads, hobos and hookers, lining up with blood in their veins and dollar signs in their eyes. I used to live near the place, because I'm cool like that and enjoy living in areas where it looks like DAWN OF THE DEAD outside your apartment. I would drive past the place on the way to work and say, every morning, "If I ever need a blood transfusion, just kiss me goodbye. I don't want it- I've seen where it came from."
It's almost St. Patrick's Day- maybe when I get home, I'll make a card tonight with a shamrock or a leprechaun on it- that sounds fun, doesn't it? Ms. Aw-Yes just announced there's something downtown this weekend "WITH RIVERDANCERS!" I won't be there- know why?
Cuz it's DEMO DAY at My Heart's Fancy! I don't know what they're doing yet- but I'll be there. So- if you're in Oklahoma, you should go too! It'll be fun.
Yeah, I know- nothing to show you, but wanted to let you know about what's up on Saturday. Maybe next time, I'll tell you about the time that Monica Lewinski bitched me out.
-kory
A friend and I were gonna go sell our plasma one time and said, "then I can go back to hobby lobby and buy more scrapbook stuff!" We didn't have enough time to do it though and I realized a week later I was pregnant anywayz. If only it wasn't over an hour away, I'd totally be selling my plasma. lol
ReplyDeleteI'm tempted to go sell a quart! That would make an interesting topic: "I BOUGHT THIS WITH MY BLOOD!"
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LMAO! Don't post that on sb.com, you'll get chewed out for not saving your hard-earned money! LOL ;-)
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAH, I should totally start a new post/topic: "I SOLD MY PLASMA FOR 35.00 AND THIS IS WHAT I BOUGHT AT MICHAELS!"
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hahah waist deep in cardstock, too funny!
ReplyDeleteOver here in the UK, they wouldn't take my blood anyway - there's a whole list of things that if you've touched, kissed, looked at or visited then they don't want your tainted offerings. Not that I'm complaining, it just gives me a macho reason to excuse why I haven't donated. The truth is, even if I met all their qualifications and remained a virgin into my forties, I'd keel over and faint like the biggest sissy on the block the moment they tried to stick a needle in me. However, on saying that, I'm not proud. I'm sure there's worse things i would do, so that i'd end up with £20 to spend in a craft store haha (minds out of the sewer people!) xx
ReplyDeleteWhen I lived in Arz I was two streets away from the crackheads, hobos and hookers and had a Hells Angels Bars just outside my back door,Ahh to be young again, carefree, broke, and hungry, no way I like the things better now, thanks for the laugh!
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Don't worry, Kory. You'll never transfused with crackhead blood. No, they save the Hep C and AIDS plasma for making some fine cosmetics. So as long as you don't diva up with some ho-red lipstick, you should be perfectly safe.
ReplyDeleteVery nice blog yyou have here
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