It is FRIDAY!
But before I get too excited and share my plans for the weekend, can I just talk a little trash for a minute or two?
Alright, but before I talk trash, I'm going to share my honored gossip sharing tradition with you- go get me a cup of coffee, pleaaaaase?
Yes, ladies and gentlemen. That's how I trick people into getting me a cup of coffee. I say that I've got exciting, dramatic, guaranteed to have you balancing on the edge of your desk chair gossip, then I saw, "Okay, before I tell you the story, go get me a cup of coffee really quick!"
It always works.
So what's going on?
I have a coworker who, every time she calls someone, says 'Aw, YES!' when someone answers the phone.
EVERY SINGLE TIME.
It's driving me INSANE!
I was discussing it with another coworker- we've even tried to talk one another into even just asking, 'Lady, why do you say AW, YES! everytime you call someone?'
I don't even know why it annoys me. It's like a water torture. Just when the pain of one drop has subsided and you're starting to relax again: "AW, YES!!!"
STAB! PAIN! OWWWW! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, WOMAN?! DOESN'T A PLAIN "HELLO" WORK FOR YOU?!
Alright, so: It's PAY-DAY FRIDAY!
What are my plans for the weekend? I'm getting up bright and early to go pick up a stamp that I've had my eye on since last Saturday. And I'm gonna buy whatever else catches my eye. Anything I want. Cuz I'm grown.
Next stop: Byron's Liquor Warehouse. Gotta get a fresh box of wine.
Then, I'm gonna clean up my worktable and make things all weekend.
Who wants to join me? Reservation lines are open NOW. Don't delay!