Did anybody else see this ad and get as confused as I did?
What? NEW? PAPERCRAFTING SHOP? AT MICHAELS?
Excuse me, but WHERE at or in Michaels is this located?
I know the stock at Michaels better than any employee there- seriously. I know what they carry, how much they carry, what they sold last week, what didn't sell last week, and how much they'll probably move by next week.
The need to hire me.
I usually go to Michaels on my lunch hour- that way, I'm out of the office for an hour, and after 5, I can go home and play with my new supplies instead of spending that precious time out buying the supplies. I know, I know, I'm a genius. But because I go to Michaels on my lunch hour, I'm usually wearing my 'badge' on a lanyard, the keycard thingy that unlocks the door to the office- you know what I'm talkin' about. Well, it's amazing how a keycard on a string can make a guy look 'official,' because while I'm searching through the shelves at Michaels, I'm often appoached by a customer who thinks I work there- and needs help finding things. Usually because they asked a cashier first and got was told, 'Well, IF we have it, it'll be over there.' And then they wave their hand in a direction that covers a wide area of any certain corner of the store.
So, it's no surprise they mistake me for Employee of the Month when they see me on my hands and knees, straightening up stock on the shelves or putting lost items back on their pegs.
What the @$!# am I talking about?
Oh yeah- this ad. SO WHERE is this new 'Papercrafting Shop' in Michaels? Nothing has been moved around at my local store. There's no 'more styles.' Unless you count a little rack of Recollections' finest plastic 'bling' or fifteen more stacks of Jolee's worst- I'm missing something.
Has anyone seen any changes at their Michaels?