Do you know what ScrapCrack is? Sure you do. It's that product that you stumble upon in a store that catches your eye. It signals to you, just like the little crack dealer on the corner of 1st and Main.
The Amy Tangerine Thickers keep calling out, "Hey Mister you out lookin' for something? Need-a-rock-Need-a-rock-need-a-rock?"
So you buy the Amy Tangerine Thickers, called 'Goodness.'
And you run home with the Amy Tangerine Thickers. You wrap your leopard print Snuggie around your shoulders and turn on your desk lamp and you have a good time with those Amy Tangerine Thickers.
But suddenly, you're running low. You're out of vowels. You start to itch. You run to scrapbook.com and the 'Goodness' Thickers in white are 'DISCONTINUED!' Next thing you know, you're wandering around in the Hobby Lobby parking lot, offering random Cricut cuts to strangers in return for some more Thickers!