Thursday, June 28, 2012
Kory Watches CRAFT WARS On TLC (and shares his reactions)
CRAFT WARS: Reactions:
On Christy Thomlinson's introduction: Did they tell her or force her to do that pose during her introduction? I hope it wasn't her choice. The gangstah pose during your competition reality show introduction went out of style during the first season of Project Runway. And how long ago was that? Please stop. Please don't do it again.
Judge: Stephen Brown- can he not stop 'reacting' so forcefully? For sure, though- quit it with the 'OMG I AM ENTHUSIASTICALLY INTERESTED, GURL' faces. It's so awkward that I cringe.
When the people entered to deliver all the sports equipment, what was up with the guy who jumped and threw the basketball into the Rubbermaid container, then ran out, giving a high-five to Miss Spelling? Did they make him do that? Was there an annoying TV director telling them to 'MAKE IT ENERGETIC! LIKE YOU'RE SO EXCITED TO CARRY THOSE CRATES OF SPORTS EQUIPMENT OUT THERE! AND HIGH FIVE MISS SPELLING! IT'LL MAKE IT LOOK LIKE WE'RE ALL FRIENDS AND HAVING A GREAT TIME!' Well it didn't, it just looked stupid.
WHO wrote these transitions and crap?!
I did like the football corners on the unfinished bag- that looked good!
Really, it matters
WHY did Miss Spelling's kids have to come out?! That was more forced than that Stephen Brown's reaction shots.
This show just made me sad. Really, these were the best challenges they could come up with for the FIRST show?! TLC, CALL ME!
Wow. This "School Bus" is looking more like a shanty house. I hope it looks better when it's done!
Well, it doesn't.
The 'Backpack Monsters' did make me laugh- and the 'School House' does look better.
So who's gonna win?
Really, I don't have kids. I don't like kids. They might've well have called this 'KIDS CRAFT Craft Wars.'
The next episode had better be better! Or.... I won't watch. There. Take that, TLC. I'll spend more time over at NatGeo with LOCKED UP ABROAD. So... watch it.
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