it's Thursday! I love coming into work on Thursday mornings- not only because I know that tomorrow is Friday, but because I love walking past the receptionist, Miss Cathy, who always shouts, "IT'S FRIDAY EVE!"
Not that I have a weekend- I'm working all the time, ladies and gentlemen.
"There's a difference between having a job and WORKING." -Kiki DuRane
Anyways, I'm back this fine and COLD Thursday morning with more Christmas cards. Yesterday was the 'White Collection.' Today, I'll share the 'Color Collection.' Of course, by 'color,' I mean kraft, silver, and red. There ain't no elves shooting neon Christmas trees out their butts- I was TRYIN to keep the cards CLASSY! Not there's nothing wrong with color- I love it, I'm not putting it down, don't send me hate mail. I'm just lazy. It's so much easier to crank out the Christmas cards when you stick to a limited color scheme. If I weren't so @!#$%& popular, I could make some colorful cards.*
*of course, by popular, I mean people I must send cards to because I've offended them in one way or another.
Alright already! Enough rambling! Here's the cards:
Up first: Another card using my beloved Tim Holtz retro-Santa stamp. Remember how I was whining about how I've had trouble coming up with ways to use him, as the stamp is so gloriously large? Well! It occured to me- WHY do I think I have to use the entire image?! I went home for lunch yesterday- another perk of living four blocks from work- and made this card. I just pressed half of him on my big ink pad and stamped him on a scrap from another card. Look at that surprise I got when I lifted the stamp from the paper! Because I never clean my stamps and Distress Ink takes forever and a day to dry, some Festive Berries remained on the stamp from the previous day- and it created a nice subtle effect of the black fading into the red fading into the paper. I've got to come up with a technique to replicate this or Google for the genius who already has!
I tore the top of my stamped piece of paper and added two strips of (My Mind's Eye: All Is Bright) washi tape. I stamped the sentiment and pop-dotted it on and THIS IS MY SECOND FAVORITE CARD!
Stampotique. Some people just say they're scary and think they're only for Halloween or deranged people. I think they're strangely sweet and adorable. So to turn him from Halloween to Christmas, I cut the hat from Mr. Holtz's Santa and gave it to this little guy.
Whaaaaat? How'd that blue and white beat out the kraft and sneak its way onto a card?! I picked up a 6X6 Carta Bella Christmas paper pad at Basket Market for only 3.00 and, since I bought it, forced myself to try out a card with a color other than brown. It was tough. It hurt a little. But I like it and I'm a better person for it.
And we're back to the simple kraft cards! But there's a little blue under the pennant-y shape and the dollar bin sentiment stamp.
Alright- that's it for the cards- OH WAIT, no it's NOT!
Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present to you:
Kory K's FAVORITE Christmas Card
I love this card. I'm proud of this card. I used one of my most favorite stamps of all- I call it "The Classy Guys Stamp." It's really just another simple card- but all the pieces tricked me into thinking it's quite a work of art. ;-) IF you count five bits of cardstock as 'lots o' pieces.' But I made this to be my version of the 'Perfect Gentleman's Christmas Card.' Which then inspired me to try to make more 'manly cards.' This evening. That's my challenge and goal for what looks like it'll be a cold Thursday evening.. Make at least three clearly masculine Christmas cards. We'll see what happens!
Enjoy the rest of your Thursday. I guess the world isn't going to end.